May 2013
John Green: nice eyes
John Green: a dash of wit
John Green: perfect sense of humour
John Green: a pinch of angsty outlook on the world
John Green: beautiful face
John Green: tons of courage
John Green: some acceptable flaws
John Green: leave to simmer
John Green: I have created the perfect character!
John Green: now die!
youmeatsixual:
one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
No Labels
opticnerves:
gasptambourines:
gay-men:
Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.
socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
this is fucking great
Tumblr Gets Deep, Part 2
lolsofunny:
“I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be...”
– Walter Bishop (via broptimus-prime)
